What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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