What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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