- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

united we sit, cause we're fat

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Long joke Your such a downey

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A sober Irish individual.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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