- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Pickles are moist.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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