dat shoe shine tho

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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