Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

I literally died laughing

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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