- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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