what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Dumb

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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