- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

KILL WHITEY

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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