What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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