- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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can you touch your toes? no

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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