Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Sarah Palin.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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