- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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