What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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