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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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