- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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