- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

my egg roll

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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