- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

I'm Coming

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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