How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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