- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

I'm winning at Scrabble.

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