- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Poop

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Katy Perry

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Hello.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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