A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Democracy.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What do we call Osama? Osama

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

what looks like a banana? a penis

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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