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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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