What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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