Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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