- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

this website is a bad joke

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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