- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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