- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why is this joke funny because your laughing

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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