- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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