How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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