Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

William wright is Gay

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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