Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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