Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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