Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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