- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Michael Brown

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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