- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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