- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I have a really funny joke.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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