Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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kieran is a homosexual

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Why? Because.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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