- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A man goes to the potty.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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