Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Cancer.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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