- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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