- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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