Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Tunechi

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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