- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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