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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Who is Dank? A: Billal

quantum physics?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

knock,knock you suck

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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