What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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what are you mike bibby?

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A pope meets another one

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read this sentence again.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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