- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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