- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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