On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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