Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Bryson got a concussion...he died

9/11

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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