- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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