A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Anti Joke

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