- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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