- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

womans having rights.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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