- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are annoying? Ads.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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