- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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