- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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