- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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