- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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