- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What fires shots? A gun

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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