LeBron in the fourth quarter

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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