- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call two dog? dogs

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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