What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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