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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Don't believe in Atheists.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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