- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Roses are red Im adopted

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Women's rights

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Women's rights

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What's big and purple? Barney

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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