- Anti Joke

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!