- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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