- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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