Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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no

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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poo

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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how man

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Anti Joke

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