What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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