- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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