- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Screw it you write the joke.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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