pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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were you expecting a joke

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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