Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Dead girls can't say no.

Small Penis.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Hello

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...