- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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