- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Dead girls can't say no.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Phew... it's gone.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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