- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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