- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

I'm homeless.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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