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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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