Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Horse.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What are annoying? Ads.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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