When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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