- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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