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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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