- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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