- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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