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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

whats black white and red all over an abused child

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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