- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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