What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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whats white jizz

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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