- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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