- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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