A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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