- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

gingers

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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