Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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