What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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