a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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