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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Wait! hundred billions!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

your no better than a cockroach

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