Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A woman walks into a bar.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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