Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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