When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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