Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Your mom went to college

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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