What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Black people stink of shite!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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