Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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your mom.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Click here to end the world.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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knock knock Goodbye

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