What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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