- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

this website is a bad joke

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

why dont they make black forks

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