- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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