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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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