This isn't funny.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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