- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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