How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Golf.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Obama = ebola

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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