- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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