- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

black people swimming

What do we call Osama? Osama

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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