The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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