Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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