- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

White men's rights

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I have a really funny joke.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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