there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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YOU

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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