What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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