- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Hello

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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