What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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